May 2012
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
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my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
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Listenruinedchildhood: When I drop food on the floor. ...
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Listenkkatkkrap: A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about...
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manosukestoned420: IHAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 79 HOURS AT THIS GIF
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thorsgoddess replied to your post: thorsgoddess replied to your post: thorsgoddess… YES. THE SPOILS WILL BE OURS. WE WILL DINE LIKE KINGS. AND FINALLY HAVE THOSE CURVED SWORDS… CURVED.SWORDS. 
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thorsgoddess replied to your post: thorsgoddess replied to your post: WWIII is… Sounds legit. WE WILL ATTACK AT DAWN. THEY WILL NEVER SEE IT COMING. We will steal ALL the sweet rolls. 
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thorsgoddess replied to your post: WWIII is happening inside of me.  Same here, bro. :< We can become allies maybe? Maybe we can overpower it with a Normandy-like invasion… Yes, our alliance will have a catchy name. :u The Dovakiins. 
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WWIII is happening inside of me. 
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Merlin's boots are the best adventure boots I've...
stop-watches-and-sorcerers: I want them almost as much as I want the person wearing them.
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Another Commission post
thepirateking: Okay, for once I am going to try and go into the details. I don’t know how to spin this sob story any further without repeating the same old shit. I also don’t know the magic words to make people feel bad enough for me so that they’ll throw money in my direction.  All I can tell you is that I’ve literally got no money for food or anything, but most importantly food.   My...
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Walking with new clothes
thatfunnyblog: Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
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threepac: if you’re ever feeling down, just remember
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joffreyslap: dondarrion: arya-snark: seriously tho petition for an hour long show of cersei lannister drunkenly schooling you about the horrors of real life #’MORE WINE’ #’your grace it’s 9 in the morning’ #’and a piece of toast’ #I LOVE ALL MY CHILDREN EQUALLY #I don’t care for Joffrey.
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heartlesshippie asked: LOL @ Your new Icon.
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Me at the distraught look on Erik's face when he...
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People: You have to be more lady-like!
Me: Suck my dick.
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venomgurl4: QWOP guy at anime north
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heartlesshippie replied to your photo: Awww yeah bought this sucker today.  And my… HAHA thats too awesome. Yeeees. A lot of people were staring at me whilst I was wearing it.  
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